Ouch !

Well, AFTER our rip-roaring session in Cuyohoga Falls, OH, Dick and the boys were returning to our beautiful hotel and unfortunately there were a group of nasty looking demonstrators outside yelling ‘my body my choice’ or some other LGBTQLMONP silliness. They accosted several band members; one particularly corpulent matron had on a “Proud Dyke” shirt (whatever that means; the only dykes Dick likes are the ones in Holland). In order to promote some levity to the situation, Dick decided to relate one of his famous limericks to the hostile ‘woman.’

“I once knew a lesbo named Spike

Who trucked her sex toys down the pike

When I asked a question

About her profession

Said she “I’m a fake-Dick-Van-Dyke !”

Apparently THIS individual possessed neither an eclectic streak nor a sense of humor……

In any case, it wasn’t the first time and won’t be the last time old Dick gets slapped !

And no harm done.

We look forward to our Saturday concert in Dubuque, IA at the Star Theater and are sure the good citizens of Dubuque won’t abuse Dick in this manner ! Come see Swingin’ Dick and enjoy that incredible Swingin’ Dick rhythm. When Swingin’ Dick’s around there’s ALWAYS much pleasure to be had.

Fresh from South Africa we’d like to welcome Shaav derBeever to the band ! Shaav will be augmenting our trumpet section during our next tour and we’re sure it will be great to see her out in public swingin’ away with her unique talent and style. So be sure and catch her in our next show scheduled for Dubuque, Iowa next weekend. We’re sure Shaav derBeever will be a perfect complement to the Swingin’ Dicks while they hit the road once again.

After a whirlwind tour of western Florida, Swingin’ Dick and the boys are sure bushed ! Playing at hopping venues in St. Pete, Tampa, Sarasota, and Palm Harbor sure had the folks out and swinging away. Dick’s gonna take the rest of the week off after he finishes up his mission over to Boulder, Colorado Springs, and Palm Springs. Seems these locations were short on both Turkey and on migrant workers to help the ‘settlers’ of these towns celebrate this wonderful American Holiday. So Dick’s back at the throttle leaving Belize today bound for Mexico City and then with some stops at these locations in the US can rest easy to enjoy Thanksgiving with his family. For the great citizens of Colorado and California, please welcome these newfound citizens to be who’ll be arriving later today and tonight to your table. We know you’ll be anxious to greet them and to offer them a permanent stay in your wonderful community ! Dick and the boys will be back on the road early in December so keep your eyes peeled–swingin’ Dick might just be coming to YOUR town soon so we invite you to dance with Dick; THE premier American Swing Band !

Swingin’ Dick ready at the throttle to bring some cheer to YOUR town !

While it’s a sad day to have to say farewell to our good friend Dang-Lin Wang, we’ve welcomed the renown jazz guitar player Col. Angus to the Swingin’ Dicks ! The Col. has a bit of an edge to him, but we think you’ll agree really gets things going and adds that little bit of spunk to the band. With all of the new bookings and the crazy schedule, Swingin’ Dick had kind of reached his peak of performance and needed a hand. So we welcome from Mynamyr some help as our Booking and Press agent: Fouk Dupp. The good folks in the band will give Fouk a warm welcome and we’re sure she can take some of the big load off of Dick.

She’ll be handling all of our administrative details and will be the go-to agent when you need Dick at your event. Contact details remain the same and please feel free to contact Fouk for any further information or needs.

Well, right on the heels of Wilma deciding to leave the band, Dang had his visa expire and will be returning to Shanghai next week. We’d like to express our extreme gratitude to Dang-Lin Wang; he sure added some color and contrast to the band. Dang’s last gig with the band will be this Friday as Dick and the Crew swing into Peoria, IL; letting ‘r rip at the Corn Stock Theater for a guaranteed no-holes barred blowout. We know how some loved Dang-Lin Wang and his special swinging style–this’ll be your last chance to see him perform in the US. We’re not sure how Dang-Lin Wang is going to make out back in China, but all of us here are wishing him all the best in his travels and thanking him for his wonderful efforts for the band. His style of music was certainly unique and the Wang will be a hard act to follow.

Dick and the boys give a warm and rousing welcome to our new Jazz guitar player who comes to us after a long and successful military career. Colonel (retired) Beauregard (Bo) Angus will be joining us in the guitar section of the band as we trot eastward. Col. Angus has performed all over the world and his warm style is well known. The ladies especially love being entertained by Col. Angus–it’s always been a thrill for them– and we’re sure he’ll fit in quite well.

Just wanted to show our appreciation to the good townsfolk of Aspen who gave Swingin’ Dick and the crew a wonderful blowout last Saturday night ! And in welcoming our soon to be permanent guests there. While ya never know what’ll happen next with Swingin’ Dick, it’s sure to be a wonderful time and we’ll be sure and post some pics of the zany activities and rip-roaring time.

Both a blessed event and a bit of sad news for the crew–Wilma is going to be heading out to raise a family so it’ll be no more Wilma Fingerdoo for awhile. Taking her place is that wonderful and renowned virtuoso Richard A. Fitzwell. We give a warm welcome to Dick, and are sure he’ll fit in here !

Just a quick update as we get ready to jump in the jet on the trip ! We’ll post the links to a live recording of the Swingin’ Dicks at their gala bash and hope y’all will be joining us for the festivities. Dick’s call sign will be Slashr 1 in the lead jet so feel free to follow us on Flightaware. See ya there tomorrow ! And we’ll be sure and post some pics later about the fun.

Well, some BIG news for all you followers of the band. Under a joint venture sponsored by our good friends at Diatomaceous-Johnson, Swingin’ Dick is coming to Aspen ! And we’re not coming alone; we’re bringing three 737 size planeloads of Aspiring American Citizens along with us. The good folks at D-J have decided to help with the migrant relocation crisis, and when Dick was called upon to help, he just couldn’t say no. We look forward to a HUGE celebration with the residents of Aspen this Saturday the 24th of September. All are invited and we expect our new refugee friends will find warmth and hospitality amongst the good citizens of Aspen, CO and that they will be keen to welcome them to America; providing lodging and employment for a few planeloads of folks who want to WORK and see the best of America. While Dick and the Band will have to move on after Sunday, we expect our newfound guests to find a home in this mountain paradise amongst a welcoming townsfolk.

While we’re at it, Dick and the Boys will be working too ! Dick will be part of the flight crew on the first Boeing out of Laredo (which will have some of our refugees on board as well as the band) on Friday; busses have been coordinated to bring waiting migrants from Eagle Pass and points northwest to Laredo where they’ll catch their flights. Unfortunately, due to terrain and airport/aircraft considerations, we’ll have to land at Eagle County Regional Airport, Colorado but it’s a short bus trip into Aspen from there (Y’all are welcome to meet us at the airplanes; our ETA is early Saturday morning and will be updated on Flightaware). Transportation for all has been coordinated–you’re welcome to tag along with the busses as we roll into Aspen and give a honkin’ warm welcome to Dick !

The band will be setting up the bandstand at Rio Grand Park around 6 PM (Rio Grande Place off of Mill Street if you need directions but our bet is you won’t be able to miss the huge bash !). We expect food vendors but bring your own chairs (that is if you want to sit down between the rip-roaring sets of dance music !). And be the first to welcome our guests to America ! Not too many folks get to dance with someone fresh in town from Venezuela so parents make sure your sons and daughters have the night off after their chores !

Dick and the Boys will be letting ‘r rip–and if there’s one thing about Dick and the band is they can go all night ! We’re expecting the festivities to last well into the morning hours perhaps even through sunrise. The weather is supposed to be good–but with just some fall nip starting in–so be sure and dress warmly if you can’t stay warm enough cutting that rug !

Our benefactor for this gala event has asked to remain anonymous so we’ll respect his anonymity. The only thing we’ll say is he loves to wear a big RED hat !

So come one and come all to this joyous occasion. If you have a special request or tune you’d like played, please just forward it to Dick. We’re sure everyone will be pleased; if there’s one thing you can count on it’s a great time when Swingin’ Dick’s on hand !

We’d be remiss if we didn’t put in a shameless plug for our sponsor Diatomaceous Johnson and their great idea — A wonderful group for ALL your consulting needs ! And we’re hoping to bring Swingin’ Dick to more of YOUR towns on their schedule !

Our Clients Come Through !

Unfortunately, Tara Dikov had a bit of an injury while out eating at one of our favorite stops in Pennsylvania. While playing for the wonderful college groups at Pitt and CMU, our group stopped to eat at the Original Hot Dog (a fantastic place) in Oakland, and got food to go. Poor Tara had a mishap while handling the wiener, and wound up needing a few stitches in her lip. This will take her off the roster for just a bit, but you can bet that Tara will be back as soon as she recovers. We wish her a speedy recovery and she’ll be welcome back as soon as she’s fit.

Substituting for Tara on the road while she convalesces will be the renowned artist John A. Mahogov. Everyone on the music scene knows Jack as a competent musician — and we welcome Jack Mahogov in the intern. We’re sure he’ll fit right in !

We’d like to give a special thanks to our fans in Sharon, Pennsylvania who gave a very warm welcome to Swingin’ Dick and the band last night. Sharon couldn’t get enough of Swingin’ Dick and the festivities went well beyond our planned close at midnight until around 4 AM. The lights around the town bandstand were especially well done–thanking the Ladies Club for handling Dick so very nicely. Dick’s off again heading westward for the band’s big opening in Strongsville, OH Saturday night and then heading westward for a one-day only event Sunday night in Muncie, Indiana. We’ll be playing our standard repertoire of alternating slow and hot beats — but if you want Dick to do anything special please be sure and email your requests and Dick will fit it in.