You heard that right — Swingin’ Dick and the crew are branching out. Starting early 2023, Swingin’ Dick is proud to announce he’s opening the Swingin’ Dick College of Musical Knowledge. Offering an accredited degree in Bachelor of Arts — Music — as well as specialization in particular fields and instruments. The Swingin’ Dick department will be a part of the Diatomaceous-Johnson Institute of Technology and Dick will be the dean ! Our sub-section will be Dick’s Institute of Technology (Dick-IT). So don’t delay and reserve your slot today–send your daughters to college to spend time with the Swingin’ Dicks ! If you wish to tour the campus ahead of time, please just make your way over to the D-J administration building and tell them you need to get to Swingin’ Dick’s.

I’m sure most mothers know that their daughter will enjoy her college experience all that much more when it’s got a bunch of Swingin’ Dicks on campus.